Q: What do you call an aging body builder?
A: An “old swole”
And Other Bad Words
Q: What do you call an aging body builder?
A: An “old swole”


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Linux: Because rebooting is for adding hardware
Solaris: Because you don’t need to reboot to add hardware
Windows: Because rebooting is for adding hardware, adding software, regularly scheduled downtime, and should also be done on a daily basis to keep the machine running.
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90% of driving in/around Boston is going “oh shit, I’m in the wrong lane” and trying to cut over last minute (while everyone else does the same thing in all the other lanes)
There are strangers in your life that you should never lie to:
Your doctor or therapist because they won’t judge you, want to make you healthier, and can only make the best treatment plan with your full cooperation.
Your lawyer because they won’t judge you and can only provide the best legal advice when they know all the facts.
Your dentist and oral hygienist because, regardless of your lies, as soon as you open your filthy mouth they know whether you’ve flossed or not.
Last night, Beta spent half an hour out on the deck. She was wearing the wool cape I got her last Christmas. She had her new noise-cancelling headphones that block so many of the sounds that bother her. She used the new family telescope to check out the Pleiades.
That was pretty awesome.
I haven’t been posting much lately. Lets see what I’ve bee up to:
All in all, life has been pretty good!
Meghan and I just heard an MBTA commuter train sound out “shave-and-a-haircut” on it’s airhorn.
Crapulence
noun
The feeling of sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in eating or drinking