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Asides
Linux, Solaris, Windows
Linux: Because rebooting is for adding hardware
Solaris: Because you don’t need to reboot to add hardware
Windows: Because rebooting is for adding hardware, adding software, regularly scheduled downtime, and should also be done on a daily basis to keep the machine running.
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Can Confirm
90% of driving in/around Boston is going “oh shit, I’m in the wrong lane” and trying to cut over last minute (while everyone else does the same thing in all the other lanes)
Lies, and the lying liars that tell them
There are strangers in your life that you should never lie to:
Your doctor or therapist because they won’t judge you, want to make you healthier, and can only make the best treatment plan with your full cooperation.
Your lawyer because they won’t judge you and can only provide the best legal advice when they know all the facts.
Your dentist and oral hygienist because, regardless of your lies, as soon as you open your filthy mouth they know whether you’ve flossed or not.
Stars
Last night, Beta spent half an hour out on the deck. She was wearing the wool cape I got her last Christmas. She had her new noise-cancelling headphones that block so many of the sounds that bother her. She used the new family telescope to check out the Pleiades.
That was pretty awesome.
Its been a while
I haven’t been posting much lately. Lets see what I’ve bee up to:
- I’ve repaired 6 Chromebooks this week. There will be more tomorrow.
- Apple is replacing a damaged iPad because I am wicked polite and prepared with documentation.
- I’m not going up the 20′ ladder. Just no.
- I’ve finished yet another stocking, except for the name. I’m putting it off because I’m not sure about placement. Probably, I should make it easy to remove and change if they want to.
- Accidentally ruined my favorite hiking boots.
- Took some pictures.
- Knit a hat.
- Bought Christmas cards. I’ll start filling them out as soon as I’m done with the stocking.
All in all, life has been pretty good!
Highlight of the Day
Meghan and I just heard an MBTA commuter train sound out “shave-and-a-haircut” on it’s airhorn.
Favorite New Word of the Day
Crapulence
noun
The feeling of sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in eating or drinking
Highlight of the Week
My personal highlight of this week:
Just finished a 20 mile bike ride with Meghan. We’re sitting in a McDonalds in Danvers. At the table next to us, we’re listening to a 99 year old guy (gonna be an even 100 next month!) come over and start chatting up a group of 80-something women.
New Word of the Day
Satisfactorian
noun
a person who’s responsibility includes delivering maximum satisfaction to their clientele