Rejected Children’s Books

Top Titles

  • The Big Sleepover at the Neverland Ranch
  • Huffing With Santa
  • Faggoty Ass and Andy
  • The South Will Rise Again, and Other Fairy Tales
  • Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Toy Barn
  • Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket
  • Bi-curious George
  • Gomer’s Piles
  • Richard Scarry’s What Do People Do All Night?
  • Where the Hell Is Carmen Sandiego
  • Groping For Dummies
  • Maxine Paddz and the “Special Occasion”
  • Nathan and the Naughty Freckle
  • Shaking the Forbidden Maraca: A Babysitters Club Adventure
  • Little Bunny Foo Foo Goes Hopping Across a Highway
  • The Big Little Book of Animal Scat
  • Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa?
  • The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book
  • The Frog Formerly Known as Prince
  • The Legend of Three-Card Monte
  • Forty Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
  • The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout Would Go Away
  • Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland
  • The Big Little Book of Necrophilia
  • The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book
  • Joe Camel and the Magic Cancer Stick
  • The Crack House at Pooh Corner
  • The Dummy’s Guide to Crying
  • When Mommy Leaves Daddy, and What You Did to Cause It
  • Where’s Waldo’s Wee-wee?
  • The Dyslexic’s Big Anagram Book
  • Barney’s Bleeding and Nobody Can Help
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • Furious George Delivers the Mail

Special Categories

Top Titles from 2020

  • Donald Trump’s Guide to Caring For Your Teenage Daughter

Honorable Mentions

How to Impress Girls With Power Farting


billy sticks his finger in susan's clam

alexander and the day that blended into every other day like some kafkaesque nightmare with no merciful end in sight

holes I have dug by Ron Jeremy

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