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New Word of the Day

Satisfactorian

noun
a person who’s responsibility includes delivering maximum satisfaction to their clientele

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Staredown

Butter staring at Lucy who was staring at Sir Bofferpants who didn’t care about any of it.

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I’m the best mom (because my kids make it easy)

I parked towards the top of the driveway (I was suppposed to go out for lunch, but that didn’t happen), so Dad’s car wouldn’t fit. I’m sitting here on the couch, next to Alpha, and realize …

So I gave Alpha my car keys and said, “Hey, wanna move my car for me?”

She only freaked out for 10 seconds and then she was out the door with my keys. I told her to tell Dad to help her out.

She did it. She moved my car (20 feet down the driveway). Kid is flying high on success right now. I am SO proud of her!

ps – Go. Me.

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Fartnado: it’s like a tornado, but farts