[Debby, talking about a sandwich she just had] It was covered in <muffled> spice.
[everyone mishears it as “kinky spice”] !!!
[Erin] Kinky Spice, the long-forgotten Spice Girl!
And Other Bad Words
[Debby, talking about a sandwich she just had] It was covered in <muffled> spice.
[everyone mishears it as “kinky spice”] !!!
[Erin] Kinky Spice, the long-forgotten Spice Girl!
[Megh, walking into the room] What’s the opposite of a sausage party?
[Erin, without missing a beat] A clam bake!
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Kent: You’re all just a bunch of degenerates!
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?
Kent: You did not!
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: I was hot and I was hungry.
The real genius of this movie was the dialog. It’s so ridiculous that it almost sounds true.
Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me.
“Conan the Barbarian” in the novel Queen of the Black Coast by Robert E. Howard
He was here just a minute ago…
You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them. Why do you find that funny?
— D. Taylor, Computer Science 350
I did not believe.
Christopher Kline
He said
When my robots storm
your front lawn
you will understand.
Meghan [to Alpha Child, who is wearing headphones]: You need to turn your music down, I can hear it from here…
What are you listening to, anyway?
Alpha [looking very innocent]: “Get Off My Back”
Me: Did you just mouth off to your mother with a song title?
For better or worse, its a bit like PHP (or if you prefer, JS): there may be some genius solutions out there built with it, but everyone remembers the kid in the corner with the half-eaten box of crayons.