Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara,
when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta.
Category: Fortune
Huh?
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Even if we’re in The Matrix, does it really matter?
Let teachers and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me.
“Conan the Barbarian” in the novel Queen of the Black Coast by Robert E. Howard
Epitaph
He was here just a minute ago…
- George Carlin, on his preferred epitaph
You don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Robots
I did not believe.
Christopher Kline
He said
When my robots storm
your front lawn
you will understand.
QOTD
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
Source: http://www.bash.org/?954654
Bad Werdz
Swearing makes talking fun!
— Maureen Paul, EIG
From the “That’s-Gonna-Leave-A-Mark” Department
If you don’t come home muddy or bloody, you didn’t have a good time.
— David Poore, circa 1992
[My mother really didn’t like the effects of this motto — Editor]
Fortune
Living in the world is not a dress rehearsal. You better have fun with it.
— Mark Gubin
Source: http://m.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/a-typical-welcome-sign-that-wont-fly-b99519325z1-307301071.html