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Robots

I did not believe.
He said
When my robots storm
your front lawn
you will understand.

Christopher Kline
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QOTD

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

Source: http://www.bash.org/?954654

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Bad Werdz

Swearing makes talking fun!

— Maureen Paul, EIG

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From the “That’s-Gonna-Leave-A-Mark” Department

If you don’t come home muddy or bloody, you didn’t have a good time.

— David Poore, circa 1992

[My mother really didn’t like the effects of this motto — Editor]

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Living in the world is not a dress rehearsal. You better have fun with it.

— Mark Gubin


Source: http://m.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/a-typical-welcome-sign-that-wont-fly-b99519325z1-307301071.html

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Cannibalism

Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and over-population problems

just-shower-thoughts

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Halon

You know that big button near the door in the data center, the one labeled “Halon?” That’s French for “exit,” so you push that to unlock the door and get out.

From a slashdot post

Hint: don’t hit the ‘halon’ button unless you like getting a big bill for disaster recovery and cleanup — Editor

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I don’t have any cash

“No!  I work on a cash-only basis.”
“But it’s a perfectly good check!”
“No!  I’ll make it very clear.  You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the wiener.”
“But I don’t have any cash.”
“Then I don’t have a wiener!”

Adventures in Babysitting

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Fortune

“The danger to political dissent is acute where the Government attempts to act under so vague a concept as the power to protect ‘domestic security.’ Given the difficulty of defining the domestic security interest, the danger of abuse in acting to protect that interest becomes apparent.”

— quotation from a 1972 Supreme Court ruling, and redacted from a US Supreme Court document by the Ashcroft Justice Department in the name of national security.

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If ‘alternative medicine’ worked, it would be called ‘medicine.’