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Funnies

CSC 350

You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them. Why do you find that funny?

— D. Taylor, Computer Science 350

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Funnies Linux

New Year’s Resolutions

12 New Year’s Resolutions
(Programmer’s Edition)

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Jokes

There are 10 types of people…

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don’t, and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don’t, those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 3, those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base 4, … , and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base n.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know ternary, those who don’t, and those who mistake it by binary.

There are 10 types of people in the world. One who knows binary, and nine who can’t tell a joke right.

There are two kind of people, the ones that can extrapolate information with incomplete data

There are 1 kinds of people in the world: those who start their arrays at 0 and those who don’t.

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

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Fortune

Halon

You know that big button near the door in the data center, the one labeled “Halon?” That’s French for “exit,” so you push that to unlock the door and get out.

From a slashdot post

Hint: don’t hit the ‘halon’ button unless you like getting a big bill for disaster recovery and cleanup — Editor