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Heaven vs Hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German and the trains are run by the Swiss.

In Hell, the police are German, the chefs are British, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss are the lovers and the trains are run by the Italians.

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Halloweenie

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite thing to drink around the holidays?

A: Booze!

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New Year’s Resolutions

12 New Year’s Resolutions
(Programmer’s Edition)

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