Q: What do you call an aging body builder?
A: An “old swole”
Tag: dad jokes
Survey Says…
In the most recent survey of the dead:
- 97% of respondents said that getting a vaccination was better than being dead;
- 2% said that they weren’t sure which was worse;
- 1% repeatedly asked the interviewer, “does this sheet make me look fat?”
Heaven vs Hell
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are French, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German and the trains are run by the Swiss.
In Hell, the police are German, the chefs are British, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss are the lovers and the trains are run by the Italians.
Fish Joke
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh
Q: What do you call a fish wearing glasses?
A: A fiiiish
I try to tell good jokes…
…but they always come out a little funny.
You heard it here first, folks. Try the fish and be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.
Edit: I also posted it on reddit. Stop by and give it an upvote.