Skip to content

I'm Heading Up To Bed

And Other Bad Words

  • Home
  • Dad’s Resume
  • Recipes
  • Pages
    • Public Web Apps
    • Rejected Children’s Books
    • Things I’ve Been Reading
    • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Tag: Monday night

Spicy

[Debby, talking about a sandwich she just had] It was covered in <muffled> spice.

[everyone mishears it as “kinky spice”] !!!

[Erin] Kinky Spice, the long-forgotten Spice Girl!

  • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Print (Opens in new window) Print
  • More
  • Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit

Like this:

Like Loading…
Author H Walker Jones, EsqPosted on July 31, 2023August 5, 2023Format QuoteCategories FunniesTags Monday nightLeave a comment on Spicy

Really, it’s the inverse, not the opposite

[Megh, walking into the room] What’s the opposite of a sausage party?

[Erin, without missing a beat] A clam bake!

  • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
  • Print (Opens in new window) Print
  • More
  • Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook
  • Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit

Like this:

Like Loading…
Author H Walker Jones, EsqPosted on December 5, 2022July 31, 2023Format QuoteCategories FunniesTags clam bake, Monday night, sausage party1 Comment on Really, it’s the inverse, not the opposite

Recent Posts

  • Baked Tofu
  • Garlic Butter Chicken Bites
  • Garlic-Parmesan Broccoli
  • Creamy Tuscan Garlic Chicken
  • Review: Kobalt 80V Snow Thrower

Recent Comments

  • H Walker Jones, Esq on JACK’S GRADUATION
  • H Walker Jones, Esq on Reddit Post I Can’t Stop Thinking About
  • H Walker Jones, Esq on Reddit Post I Can’t Stop Thinking About
  • H Walker Jones, Esq on Reddit Post I Can’t Stop Thinking About
  • H Walker Jones, Esq on Reddit Post I Can’t Stop Thinking About

Archives

Categories

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
  • Home
  • Dad’s Resume
  • Recipes
  • Pages
    • Public Web Apps
    • Rejected Children’s Books
    • Things I’ve Been Reading
    • Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I'm Heading Up To Bed Proudly powered by WordPress
%d