Category: Stuff
Granny Accidentally Summons a Demon
Linking this here for posterity…
Sally sells seashells…
Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara,
when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta.
Huh?
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
It’s the Little Things
Small things make me happy.
I run a local Active Directory domain on my home network with a Samba back-end.¹ Over the past few weeks I’ve been building out a second domain controller, but I didn’t have 100% replication – it replicated AD and DNS, but not DHCP.²
After a short outage yesterday (due to an update) I decided that this had to change. So I:
- followed the instructions,
- realized that the instructions were out of date,
- figured out the correct procedure,
- completed my setup, and
- submitted a revision to the wiki.
It’s a small step, but I’m such a nerd that I’m riding high – one, because I’ve scratched an itch and have redundancy in my domain; and two, that I’ve visibly contributed something useful to open source (small as it may be).
¹ For along time it was powered by a single Raspberry Pi, but keeping that up to date became a struggle because it’s a little too low-powered. But that’s all another story.
² This isn’t a completely useless situation. It’s much easier to recover from a domain-controller crash if you still have a standing domain controller. (A solo-domain-controller recovery is much more complicated recovery.)
Lies, and the lying liars that tell them
There are strangers in your life that you should never lie to:
Your doctor or therapist because they won’t judge you, want to make you healthier, and can only make the best treatment plan with your full cooperation.
Your lawyer because they won’t judge you and can only provide the best legal advice when they know all the facts.
Your dentist and oral hygienist because, regardless of your lies, as soon as you open your filthy mouth they know whether you’ve flossed or not.
Found Out
I probably shouldn’t have fucked around.
– Guy who found out
Sometimes
Sometimes I like to fantasize that I’m actually as competent as everyone seems to think I am.
MFA
Being an adult means that you have the power to eat dessert for dinner, but the wisdom and self-control not to.
Life, in brief
Life is the hardest teacher. It gives you the test, and then gives you the lesson.
