I don’t have any cash

“No!  I work on a cash-only basis.”
“But it’s a perfectly good check!”
“No!  I’ll make it very clear.  You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the wiener.”
“But I don’t have any cash.”
“Then I don’t have a wiener!”

— Adventures in Babysitting

Author: H Walker Jones, Esq

A professional programmer with a sordid past involving sysadmin, tech support, and cooking. View all posts by H Walker Jones, Esq