That’s why they call it Windows — because it breaks so much, like glass.
— Alpha, age 10
And Other Bad Words
That’s why they call it Windows — because it breaks so much, like glass.
— Alpha, age 10
Ingredients:
Place all above ingredients in a rice cooker, and kick it off. It should be done in about 25 minutes
Directions:
Serve with the rice, applesauce, and some green veggies. Makes as many chops as you need.
From http://www.momswhothink.com/quick-and-easy-dinner-recipes/pasta-twists-with-broccoli-sauce.html
From http://allrecipes.com/recipe/buttermilk-pancakes-ii/
Baked Fish — More than a Billion Recipes (5x12x3x12x11x12x5x12x12x6 = 1,231,718,400)
From http://www.reddit.com/r/AskCulinary/comments/19x3ak/should_modern_recipes_be_consultative_or/c8s3gqz (Ken-G)
I call this a recipe template. It is a spreadsheet but shown below in text outline format.
Container (choose 1 of 5)
Fish (choose 1 of 12), guideline 1 pound
Fat (choose 1-2 of 3), guideline 2-4 Tbsp
Liquid (choose 2-3 of 12), guideline 1/2 Cup
Extras (choose 0-3 0f 11), guideline <1/4 Cup
Fruit/Veg (choose 0-2 of 12), guideline – not too much
Cheese (choose 0-1 of 5), guideline 1/4-1/2 Cup
Spices/Herbs (choose 2-3 of 12), guideline 1/2 tsp each
Crust (choose 0-1 of 12), guideline <1 Cup
Oven Setting (choose 1 of 6), guideline Hotter=Crispier
This is just classic meatballs.
This is one of alpha child’s favorite recipes to make with me. Honestly, I appreciate letting someone else mix the meats, my hands get really cold doing that.
The school year is almost over, and Beta thought she might be able to bring her old stuffed husky, imaginatively named Husk, into school. (This is a very old stuffed friend).
We said, “you may not.” Beta still thought she could get away with some shenanigans by sneaking Husk to school. Alas, she didn’t even make it as far as the bus stop out front of our house.
To ensure that he could not lead Beta into bad behavior, we determined that Husk would need to come to work with me. It was quite an adventure, and luckily I brought a camera with me to document it!
Husk enjoyed the car ride into work. He even got up on the dash! 
Here we are climbing the stairs. It’s a long climb – three floors – but we got to the top in good time. I take the stairs every day and Husk — well, huskies are known for their endurance. The elevator is for sissies.

Husk was so excited he tried to open the door for me before I could unlock it. The red light next to the door means I haven’t swiped my key-card yet.

We got right down to work. Husk typed up emails while I chatted with a co-worker about a problem we’re working on together.

He also took some phone calls. Husk is very friendly on the phone!

When I had to go to a meeting, Husk asked if he could come. “Well, sure you can!” I said. “I bet you can help us work through some of these tough problems.” Everyone was glad that Husk came.

We work hard and play harder. Husk decided to try some of the games in our common room. We have all kinds of video games.

We also have ping pong.

Husk made some new friends. These guys live in the office. Husk thought that was a little weird, at first, but they were friendly folk and Husk took a liking to them right away.

We also have a resident penguin. It got to go out for a Mardi Gras party because it’s so well dressed. I guess the best-dressed people get beads at Mardi Gras?

Even after an exciting day like this, Husk started to miss home. The skies that started out so beautiful turned dark – rain was coming. He worried that we might be caught in a storm. The building in the distance is being demolished, and I think Husk worried that they were coming for us next.

Not to worry! Traffic was light and the rain held off. We made it home, safe and sound and into the arms of a very happy little girl.

Alpha played a significant part in her school concert, singing the opening of a song with a small group of students. She sang well – she may have a future in chorus.

The rest of the concert was well done, too. The usual mix of kids that sing with the group and kids that stand there and look around. Alpha was in the former group. (I was almost always in the latter group.)
Kids love parades. My kids love parades so much they could think of nothing better than to march in a parade, and the opportunity presented itself when their karate dojo announced that it was going to be in the Wilmington Memorial Day parade.
This was our first time with the Wilmington parade. Last year we went back to Connecticut for Memorial Day.

I solo-parented (Megh was working at the LEGO store) and stationed myself near the end of the route. I waited for the kids to pass, then waited for them to finish so I could pick them up. It was a long parade: somehow we wound up with the Boston Shriners (and their silly go-carts) in addition to our local Masonic chapter, so the parade took a half hour to arrive and three quarters of an hour after that to finish passing by.

My sister-in-law, Kelly, earned her Masters in Environmental Education from Hood College in Frederick, MD. Road trip!
We rolled into town on Friday morning, 1 AM. (I would have stopped earlier and finished the drive in the morning but arrangements had been made.) Delaware was the worst, as usual — expensive tolls and traffic problems, even at midnight. I hate Delaware.
After a late start, breakfast, and a quick dip in the motel pool, we visited Kelly at work – the Chesapeake & Ohio Canal National Historic Park.

An excellent lunch in town at the Desert Rose Café, then a visit to Antietam (a quick hop skip and jump down the road).
I, unfortunately, took a nap in our car while the rest of the group did the self-driven tour in Joan’s car, but I did capture a great photo from the visitor’s center.
We laid low in the morning, except for an egg and sausage casserole that Kelly made which couldn’t be beat.
Hood college has a beautiful campus. The ceremony was appropriately timed and the weather was beautiful.
Dinner was at a local brew pub, Barley and Hops. Their porter was delicious.

We went to Cunningham Falls with a huge crew: Tim, Kelly and Damien; Joan; Jerry and Karol (Kelly’s parents); Max, Manmeet, Uma, and Simon (cousins and their children). Plus ourselves.
We split two ways and took two different trails – the easy and hard ways. They meet at the falls (pictured).
Afterwards, since we were so close, we headed over to Gettysburg and walked to the “bloody wall” from the museum. The kids kept going like troopers.
