I have ‘fortune’ run at login for all of my machines. These are the fortunes I saw, one right after the other, while hopping from machine to another:
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Then, when I connected to the next machine…
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
My computers are getting better at coordination. I had best keep them happy.