{"id":82,"date":"2013-06-16T12:43:48","date_gmt":"2013-06-16T16:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/blog\/?p=82"},"modified":"2015-02-02T13:19:06","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T18:19:06","slug":"five-cents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Five cents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have &#8216;fortune&#8217; run at login for all of my machines.\u00a0 These are the fortunes I saw, one right after the other, while hopping from machine to another:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.<\/p>\n<p>Then, when I connected to the next machine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!<\/p>\n<p>My computers are getting better at coordination.\u00a0 I had best keep them happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have &#8216;fortune&#8217; run at login for all of my machines.\u00a0 These are the fortunes I saw, one right after the other, while hopping from machine to another: Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. Then, when I connected to the next machine&#8230; What &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Five cents&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[47],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linux","tag-fortune-2"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-1k","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}