“No!\u00a0 I work on a cash-only basis.”
\n“But it’s a perfectly good check!”
\n“No!\u00a0 I’ll make it very clear.\u00a0 You slip me the cash, and I’ll slip you the wiener.”
\n“But I don’t have any cash.”
\n“Then I don’t have a wiener!”<\/p>\n
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