{"id":47,"date":"2013-05-05T19:40:49","date_gmt":"2013-05-05T23:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/blog\/?p=47"},"modified":"2022-03-13T21:52:18","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T01:52:18","slug":"i-try-to-tell-good-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"I try to tell good jokes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but they always come out a little funny.<\/p>\n<p>You heard it here first, folks.\u00a0 Try the fish and be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.<\/p>\n<p>Edit: I also posted it on <a title=\"My very first funny, which I posted on reddit\" href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Jokes\/comments\/1dqwp2\/i_try_to_tell_good_jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">reddit<\/a>.\u00a0 Stop by and give it an upvote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but they always come out a little funny. You heard it here first, folks.\u00a0 Try the fish and be sure to tip your waitress on the way out. Edit: I also posted it on reddit.\u00a0 Stop by and give it an upvote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[335,243],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-dad-jokes","tag-jokes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-L","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3012,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions\/3012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}