{"id":3917,"date":"2026-08-26T20:12:55","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T00:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=3917"},"modified":"2026-08-26T20:12:55","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T00:12:55","slug":"gibberish-german","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=3917","title":{"rendered":"Gibberish German"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a bit of fake information floating around the internet.\u00a0 Shocking, I know.<\/p>\n

The Germans do not (before this year, anyway) use the word “wuffenmaker” for dog.<\/p>\n

However, I am thoroughly in love with this word and very may well use this as my next dog’s surname.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a bit of fake information floating around the internet.\u00a0 Shocking, I know. The Germans do not (before this year, anyway) use the word “wuffenmaker” for dog. However, I am thoroughly in love with this word and very may well use this as my next dog’s surname.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[30],"tags":[137,997,996],"class_list":["post-3917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fluff","tag-dad-forgot-his-meds-again","tag-fake-internet","tag-gibberish"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-11b","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3918,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3917\/revisions\/3918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}