{"id":3386,"date":"2024-03-10T21:22:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T01:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=3386"},"modified":"2024-03-10T21:22:47","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T01:22:47","slug":"im-not-really-that-kind-of-driver-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=3386","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not really that kind of driver, am I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>[Me, driving normally]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[Me, pulling ahead of someone and tucking myself neatly into their lane]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[Meghan, with genuine respect]:<\/em> Nicely done!<\/p>\n<p><em>[Beta child, from back seat]:<\/em> When I have to get somewhere quickly, I drive like dad does normally.<\/p>\n<p><em>[Me]:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2JpODJpZjRqYWg0NzFuanF6Yzc1NGQwdjJ4MnMwMmNhaDV1aTFpZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw\/kUECSSoDb4B8tL5nXK\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"D&amp;D What GIF by Hyper RPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Me, driving normally] [Me, pulling ahead of someone and tucking myself neatly into their lane] [Meghan, with genuine respect]: Nicely done! [Beta child, from back seat]: When I have to get somewhere quickly, I drive like dad does normally. [Me]:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[233,367],"class_list":["post-3386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-beta-quotes","tag-driving"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-SC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3386"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3389,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions\/3389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}