{"id":2889,"date":"2021-11-20T10:31:32","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T15:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2889"},"modified":"2021-11-20T10:31:32","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T15:31:32","slug":"lies-and-the-lying-liars-that-tell-them-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2889","title":{"rendered":"Lies, and the lying liars that tell them"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are strangers in your life that you should never lie to:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your doctor or therapist<\/strong> because they won&#8217;t judge you, want to make you healthier, and can only make the best treatment plan with your full cooperation.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your lawyer<\/strong> because they won&#8217;t judge you and can only provide the best legal advice when they know all the facts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your dentist and oral hygienist<\/strong> because, regardless of your lies, as soon as you open your filthy mouth they know whether you&#8217;ve flossed or not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are strangers in your life that you should never lie to: Your doctor or therapist because they won&#8217;t judge you, want to make you healthier, and can only make the best treatment plan with your full cooperation. Your lawyer because they won&#8217;t judge you and can only provide the best legal advice when they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2889\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lies, and the lying liars that tell them&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[30],"tags":[154,652,651,548],"class_list":["post-2889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-fluff","tag-dentist","tag-liars","tag-lies","tag-shower-thoughts","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-KB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2890,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2889\/revisions\/2890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}