{"id":2873,"date":"2021-11-06T18:11:31","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T22:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2873"},"modified":"2021-11-06T18:11:31","modified_gmt":"2021-11-06T22:11:31","slug":"three-men-step-out-of-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2873","title":{"rendered":"Three men step out of a car&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"usertext-body may-blank-within md-container \">\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>Heisenberg, Schr\u00f6dinger and Ohm are in a car driving down the highway. An officer pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, &#8220;Sir, do you know how fast you were going?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, but I can tell you exactly where I am,&#8221; Heisenberg replies.<\/p>\n<p>The officer gets suspicious and decides to search the vehicle. Opening the trunk, he discovers a dead cat in a box.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know there&#8217;s a dead cat back here?!&#8221; the officer exclaims.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, now I do!&#8221; replies Schr\u00f6dinger.<\/p>\n<p>Getting frustrated, the officer decides to take the three men in for questioning &#8212; but Ohm resisted.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heisenberg, Schr\u00f6dinger and Ohm are in a car driving down the highway. An officer pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, &#8220;Sir, do you know how fast you were going?&#8221; &#8220;No, but I can tell you exactly where I am,&#8221; Heisenberg replies. The officer gets suspicious and decides to search the vehicle. Opening the trunk, he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=2873\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Three men step out of a car&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[243,122],"class_list":["post-2873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-nerd-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-Kl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2874,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions\/2874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}