Sitting around the dinner table, Meghan shared a work story about hearing her name as she passed, only nobody said her name. The math teacher across the hall said, “bar graph.”<\/p>\n
I also mis-heard it, at first, as “bargra.”\u00a0 I’m trying to get it to stick as her new name.<\/p>\n
A minute later, Beta is sticking something between her toes while we’re talking and Meghan blurts out “Stop that!\u00a0 Now it’s all covered in toe groods!” (Nobody knows what that means or what she was trying to express, not even Meghan.)<\/p>\n
And then we realized that Meghan accidentally revealed her orc-name: Bargra Togroods.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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