{"id":1963,"date":"2018-07-04T10:07:33","date_gmt":"2018-07-04T14:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1963"},"modified":"2018-07-04T10:07:33","modified_gmt":"2018-07-04T14:07:33","slug":"in-which-quinn-is-thwarted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1963","title":{"rendered":"In which Quinn is thwarted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: When this cup is completely empty, I will get ready for the day.<\/p>\n<p>Quinn: Really?<\/p>\n<p>Quinn: &lt;casually gets up, stretches, starts walking towards me&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &lt;grabs the cup&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Him: &lt;stares at me&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &lt;takes a little sip&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Him &amp; Me: STAREDOWN<\/p>\n<p>Him: WHAT?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I can&#8217;t tell if you are going to take my cup and dump it out or not.<\/p>\n<p>Him: &lt;laughing&gt;DAMMIT!<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 2250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1962\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/img_20180704_095827103_burst000_cover_top3784960900094175741.jpg\" width=\"2250\" height=\"3000\" title=\"Almost empty coffee cup\"><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">My almost empty coffee cup<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: When this cup is completely empty, I will get ready for the day. Quinn: Really? Quinn: &lt;casually gets up, stretches, starts walking towards me&gt; Me: &lt;grabs the cup&gt; Him: &lt;stares at me&gt; Me: &lt;takes a little sip&gt; Him &amp; Me: STAREDOWN Him: WHAT? Me: I can&#8217;t tell if you are going to take my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1963\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;In which Quinn is thwarted&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-vF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1964,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1963\/revisions\/1964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}