{"id":1912,"date":"2018-05-13T20:48:07","date_gmt":"2018-05-14T00:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2018-05-13T20:48:07","modified_gmt":"2018-05-14T00:48:07","slug":"patio-furniture-ftw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1912","title":{"rendered":"Patio Furniture FTW"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1913\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1913\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1913\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/20180513-New-outdoor-furniture.jpg\" alt=\"kids on new patio furniture\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1913\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">There was at least one of these three ensconced here for the remainder of the afternoon<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Bought some new patio furniture on a lark today, now I just need to finish preparing the patio.<\/p>\n<p>We stuck it on the deck in the meantime, where it attracted some squatters almost immediately.\u00a0 I think they like it.\u00a0 They should, as the human children gave me puppy-dog eyes until I caved and agreed to buy it.\u00a0 (Butter had nothing to do with the purchase, but she spent the most time of anyone on it today.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bought some new patio furniture on a lark today, now I just need to finish preparing the patio. We stuck it on the deck in the meantime, where it attracted some squatters almost immediately.\u00a0 I think they like it.\u00a0 They should, as the human children gave me puppy-dog eyes until I caved and agreed to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1912\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Patio Furniture FTW&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[107,165,228,426,424,79,425],"class_list":["post-1912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-alpha","tag-beta","tag-butter","tag-deck","tag-dog","tag-kids","tag-patio"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-uQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1914,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions\/1914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}