{"id":1848,"date":"2018-04-05T21:40:05","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T01:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2018-04-05T21:40:05","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T01:40:05","slug":"in-which-i-sew-on-buttons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1848","title":{"rendered":"In which I sew on buttons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alpha loves the Newsies. Alpha had Christmas money, and bought herself suspenders. Alpha asked me to sew buttons on to her pants so they wouldn&#8217;t snap off. Since we took her phone away, she&#8217;s got the time to pester me, so here we are.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 3000px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1846\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113..jpg\" width=\"3000\" height=\"1688\" title=\"SUSPENDER BUTTONS\" alt=\"Buttons on a pair of pants.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113..jpg 3000w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113.-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113.-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113.-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_212518592_ll28205297928594466113.-1200x675.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Buttons buttons who&#8217;s got the buttons<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>Also, reading glasses help with the threading of needles.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 1276px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1847 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562..jpg\" width=\"1276\" height=\"1276\" title=\"Me\" alt=\"Me in glasses.\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562..jpg 1276w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562.-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562.-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562.-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562.-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/img_20180405_2109293142577476995732345562.-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">My glasses match my shirt!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alpha loves the Newsies. Alpha had Christmas money, and bought herself suspenders. Alpha asked me to sew buttons on to her pants so they wouldn&#8217;t snap off. Since we took her phone away, she&#8217;s got the time to pester me, so here we are. Mission accomplished. Also, reading glasses help with the threading of needles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,30],"tags":[107,407,406],"class_list":["post-1848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-fluff","tag-alpha","tag-buttons","tag-crafting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-tO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1849,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions\/1849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}