{"id":1836,"date":"2018-04-03T20:55:52","date_gmt":"2018-04-04T00:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2018-04-03T20:55:52","modified_gmt":"2018-04-04T00:55:52","slug":"quick-note-about-the-birds-and-the-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1836","title":{"rendered":"Quick note about the birds and the cars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audubon.org\/field-guide\/bird\/northern-cardinal\">cardinal<\/a> is, right? Little red bird with a big red attitude. I pulled into our drive way last night, and parked next to Quinn&#8217;s pretty new car. Quinn&#8217;s pretty new car is parked in front of my mother&#8217;s car (we&#8217;re car sitting while she&#8217;s Out Of The Country). I heard a noise behind me and looked in the rear view mirror.<\/p>\n<p>There was a cardinal on her rear-view mirror. And it was really really angry at the cardinal <em>inside her rear view mirror<\/em>. Lets say that again for the people in the back:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There was a cardinal attacking her rear view mirror because he saw his own reflection and they are insane, territorial little beasts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Quinn scared him off by accident, so I&#8217;m the only one who saw him. I have pictures of the results of his assault (bird poops and some weird smears on the mirror).<\/p>\n<p>This morning I came out and found my rear mirror &#8211; covered in a little bit of bird poop and weird smears.<\/p>\n<p>This guy is going to be a problem, I can see already.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what a cardinal is, right? Little red bird with a big red attitude. I pulled into our drive way last night, and parked next to Quinn&#8217;s pretty new car. Quinn&#8217;s pretty new car is parked in front of my mother&#8217;s car (we&#8217;re car sitting while she&#8217;s Out Of The Country). I heard a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1836\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Quick note about the birds and the cars&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,30],"tags":[404,405],"class_list":["post-1836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-family","category-fluff","tag-birds-are-weird","tag-cardinals","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-tC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1836"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1843,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1836\/revisions\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}