{"id":1639,"date":"2017-08-01T15:38:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T19:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1639"},"modified":"2017-08-01T15:38:46","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T19:38:46","slug":"im-the-best-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1639","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m the best mom (because my kids make it easy)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I parked towards the top of the driveway (I was\u00a0<em>suppposed<\/em> to go out for lunch, but that didn&#8217;t happen), so Dad&#8217;s car wouldn&#8217;t fit. I&#8217;m sitting here on the couch, next to Alpha, and realize &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So I gave Alpha my car keys and said, &#8220;Hey, wanna move my car for me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She only freaked out for 10 seconds and then she was out the door with my keys. I told her to tell Dad to help her out.<\/p>\n<p>She did it. She moved my car (20 feet down the driveway). Kid is flying high on success right now. I am\u00a0<strong>SO<\/strong> proud of her!<\/p>\n<p>ps &#8211; Go. Me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I parked towards the top of the driveway (I was\u00a0suppposed to go out for lunch, but that didn&#8217;t happen), so Dad&#8217;s car wouldn&#8217;t fit. I&#8217;m sitting here on the couch, next to Alpha, and realize &#8230; So I gave Alpha my car keys and said, &#8220;Hey, wanna move my car for me?&#8221; She only freaked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1639\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m the best mom (because my kids make it easy)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,31],"tags":[367,79,368],"class_list":["post-1639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-family","category-sniglets","tag-driving","tag-kids","tag-parenting-win","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-qr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1639"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1642,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions\/1642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}