{"id":1556,"date":"2017-05-02T16:36:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T20:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2017-05-02T16:36:34","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T20:36:34","slug":"that-was-one-angry-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1556","title":{"rendered":"That was one angry duck&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in the living room, minding my own business, working from home (as you do), when I see a large bird land in the neighbor&#8217;s yard, followed by a male mallard duck. Being me, and curious, I checked and sure enough, the first bird was a female duck.<\/p>\n<p>After they finished doing &#8230; whatever it is they were doing in the neighbor&#8217;s yard, she popped up on the fence and started quacking. Loudly. For a LONG time.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1556-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckFence.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckFence.mp4\">http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckFence.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>She was up there for a good two minutes, quacking angrily. And then she moved&#8230;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1556-2\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckCar.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckCar.mp4\">http:\/\/jonesling.us\/~meghan\/DuckCar.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Yes. That&#8217;s my car. With an angry duck on it. She flew off along with Mr. Duck.\u00a0You can almost hear the &#8220;Honey! Wait for me!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in the living room, minding my own business, working from home (as you do), when I see a large bird land in the neighbor&#8217;s yard, followed by a male mallard duck. Being me, and curious, I checked and sure enough, the first bird was a female duck. After they finished doing &#8230; whatever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;That was one angry duck&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,121,125],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fluff","category-funnies","category-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/IMG_20170502_084016615_HDR.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-p6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1560,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions\/1560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}