{"id":1120,"date":"2015-11-29T10:35:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-29T15:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2015-11-29T10:35:15","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T15:35:15","slug":"best-response-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"Best response ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Us: We are going to the Bookstore! Do you guys want to come?<br \/>\nChildren: NO! (They didn&#8217;t even look up from their computers.)<br \/>\nUs: If you&#8217;re sneaky, you may get to see your Christmas presents!<br \/>\nBeta: I don&#8217;t want to see them. If I do, they&#8217;ll turn into underwear!<br \/>\nUs: <gape><br \/>\nBeta: I know that&#8217;s not true, but I don&#8217;t want to risk it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Us: We are going to the Bookstore! Do you guys want to come? Children: NO! (They didn&#8217;t even look up from their computers.) Us: If you&#8217;re sneaky, you may get to see your Christmas presents! Beta: I don&#8217;t want to see them. If I do, they&#8217;ll turn into underwear! Us: Beta: I know that&#8217;s not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/?p=1120\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Best response ever&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,30,121],"tags":[233],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-family","category-fluff","category-funnies","tag-beta-quotes","post_format-post-format-quote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4o3FW-i4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1121,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions\/1121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.jonesling.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}