So, the baby gate is coming off the wall. This is a problem, as the Official Immigration Gate between Dog-ville, and Kitty Haven (which is made up of two neighborhoods, Mel-topia and Oo-land) must be operational at all times to prevent hostilities between the natives.<\/p>\n
Obvious solution: get more of those oak medallions, urethane them, and use them to attach the gate to the walls. Well, I got the medallions. Urethaned them (that stuff stinks to high heaven). They are outside drying in the sun as we speak, with several hours to go.<\/p>\n
And, lo, what do I see on the horizon? The maw of an angry beast of a storm.\u00a0 Dammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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