Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.<\/p>\n
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.<\/p>\n
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.<\/p>\n
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.<\/p>\n
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<\/p>\n
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<\/p>\n
If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book.
\nCOROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.<\/p>\n
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.<\/p>\n
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.<\/p>\n
Paul’s Law: You can’t fall off the floor.<\/p>\n
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.<\/p>\n
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.<\/p>\n
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.<\/p>\n
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.<\/p>\n
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can’t find them.<\/p>\n
Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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