Chicken Parmesan is the ultimate insult. You beat a piece of chicken to a pulp, then dip it into the guts of it’s unborn young before roasting it. Alpha as fuck.
I have a new drinking game for listening to Percy Jackson. We’ve been listening to the book series (as read by Jessie Bernstein) when we take car trips together.
I now cringe every time I hear some combination of ‘my’, ‘dear’, and ‘boy’, or hear a totally inappropriate (non-serious) verbal response to an emotional situation. Sometimes the enunciation of some words is downright pedantic and rather awkward.
If I weren’t driving I would take shots to make it more tolerable (and certainly get plastered in the process).
A sure sign that spring is here: spring peepers. They’re making a racket tonight.
Fortunately they never seem to wear out their welcome.
Businesses are out to screw you. You should unionize to protect yourself, or else you’re on your own.
Businesses are out to screw you. The government says, don’t worry about unionizing, we’ve got you covered.
The government is the business, and is your union (whether you want it or not).
Businesses are out to screw you. Government is your union (whether you want it or not) and is in cahoots with business.
Businesses are out to screw you, and have bought the unions.
Businesses serve at the pleasure of the king. You serve at the pleasure of the king.
Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can’t have either one. That’s why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.