Heisenberg, Schrödinger and Ohm are in a car driving down the highway. An officer pulls them over and asks Heisenberg, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I can tell you exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The officer gets suspicious and decides to search the vehicle. Opening the trunk, he discovers a dead cat in a box.
“Do you know there’s a dead cat back here?!” the officer exclaims.
“Well, now I do!” replies Schrödinger.
Getting frustrated, the officer decides to take the three men in for questioning — but Ohm resisted.
