Our friend Sam is scout master for his son’s Boy Scout troop. In order to teach the kids knots he put together a knot board to tie eight of the most important knots to know.
There are ranks. “Captain Jack” is when you can tie all eight, in under two minutes… while blindfolded.
We are very proud of Meghan, who missed being “Fleet Admiral” (all eight, under a minute, blindfolded) by mere seconds. She beat the pants of every member of the troop, including Sam’s own son. Fortunately for my own ego we had to leave and could not try for Fleet Admiral one more time.
Bought some new patio furniture on a lark today, now I just need to finish preparing the patio.
We stuck it on the deck in the meantime, where it attracted some squatters almost immediately. I think they like it. They should, as the human children gave me puppy-dog eyes until I caved and agreed to buy it. (Butter had nothing to do with the purchase, but she spent the most time of anyone on it today.)
Way back at Christmas, Meghan came up with a most appropriate gift for Beta: time at the local rock climbing gym.
We didn’t use it right away because we were out of the country, and then something always seemed to come up or we just weren’t thinking about it, until this past week. I remembered about the rock gym, Meghan arranged a time, and this morning (Mother’s Day to boot) we showed up for the first of five sessions.
A rock climbing gym, in case you’ve never been, is a series of walls with a random assortment of hand-holds embedded into the surface. It’s meant to simulate rock climbing enough to help you build strength and skill.
You wear a harness and clip onto a rope. Some faces have auto-belays, some have ropes slung and wrapped over a bar above the face (pulley-style) so a partner eases you down. The ‘cave’ wall has no ropes, as the entire face is inverted. It has a very thick pad to land on instead.
We booked two hours, and Beta made it through impressive one and a half hours of it. By the end she had “spaghetti arms,” but she was talking about going back before we were even back in the car. Score one for mom!
1poundGround porkGround chicken or turkey work well, too
1Onion, white, smallChopped or diced
3clovesMinced garlic
1tbspGingerFresh minced or mashed
14ozColeslaw mix, drythat's one bag of pre-made coleslaw cabbage
3tbspSoy sauceReduced sodium is fine
1tbspRice wine vinegar
1tspSesame seedsoptional
Instructions
Heat a tablespoon of sesame oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add in the meat and onions.
When the meat is nearly done and onion is soft and translucent, stir in garlic and ginger. Cook for a few more minutes, stirring on occasion.
Dump in soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, and slaw. Stir frequently until everything is well-mixed, the soy sauce and rice wine vinegar reduce,and the slaw softens up.
Season with salt and pepper to taste, and sprinkle with sesame seeds.
Notes
Egg roll in a bowl is a family favorite. It tastes great while being reasonably healthy.It’s a pretty low maintenance dish, so you can easily cook it alongside other things. Bagged slaw saves a ton of time.This makes a pretty good meal by itself, or goes great as a side dish.This recipe is adapted from http://theskinnyfork.com/blog/chicken-egg-roll-bowl
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